Meme

IF WE HAD SEX:

[] Against the wall.

[] On a bed.

[] Fast.

[] Doggy style.

[] In the shower.

[] On the kitchen counter.

[] On the washing machine.

[] You're on top.

[] Anal.

[] We wouldn't.

[] I don't know...

[] The what

[] Over my dead body!

[] Oh, you would want that, wouldn't you?

[] The things I'd do to you, guess for you being topless has it's advantages.

 

IF YOU KISSED ME, I WOULD:

[] Kiss back.

[] Blush.

[] Slap you.

[] Stare at you, wondering if we would kiss again.

[] Laugh about it.

[] Bite your lip.

[] If you work hard for it, maybe the tongues will play.

[] Push you away.

[] We wouldn't.

[] Sorry, my lips are not give-away gifts.

 

IF YOU HUGGED ME, I WOULD:

[] Hug back.

[] Pull you closer.

[] Push you away.

[] Let you hug me.

[] We wouldn't.

 

IF WE GOT MARRIED, I WOULD:

[] Have children with you.

[] Divorce you.

[] Be faithful.

[] Kill you in your sleep.

[] Be the best wife/husband.

[] We wouldn't.

[] Heh, married? I don't think we're ready to go on that level just yet.

 

WOULD I DATE YOU:

[] In a heartbeat.

[] I already did.

[] I am right now.

[] I would but it probably wouldn't work.

[] Maybe.

[] If you asked.

[] No.

[] I guess it all depends.

 

IF I WOKE UP NET TO YOU:

[] Kick you out.

[] Scream.

[] Cuddle.

[] Smash.

[] Chill.

[] Look at you and go back to sleep.

[] Make you breakfast.

[] Kiss you.

[] I wouldn't.

[] In your dreams.

 

IF WE HAD A CHILD TOGETHER, IT WOULD BE:

[] Boy.

[] Girl.

[] A surprise.

[] We wouldn't.

 

HOW DID WE MAKE IT: 

[] The condom broke.

[] You/I didn't pull out in time.

[] On purpose.

[] We were drunk.

[] It just happened.

[] Genetically impossible.

 

OUR RELATIONSHIP WOULD BE: 

[] Together.

[] On and off.

[] Friends with benefits.

[] Friends.

[] I wouldn't date you.

[] We're family.

 

YOU SHOULD:

[] Hug me when you see me net.

[] Inbo me.

[] Talk to me more.

[] Chill with me.

[] Nothing.

[] I don't know.

[] Make this as your journal so I can comment!